01997ckm a2200373 i 4500 273587669 TxAuBib 20160101120000.0 120315|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 2012935506 9781449410247 1449410243 TxAuBib rda Inman, Matthew. How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You / the Oatmeal ; [written and drawn by Matthew Inman]. Oatmeal : how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. Kansas City, Mo. : Andrews McMeel Pub., ℗♭2012. 130 pages : chiefly illustrations (chiefly color) ; 23 cm. sti rdacontent n rdamedia nc rdacarrier txt rdacontent rdamedia rdacarrier Fold-out poster bound into book. 6 ways to tell if your cat thinks it's a mountain lion -- How you see your cat and how your cat sees you -- How to pet a kitty -- Gift ideas -- High speeds -- How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you -- The Bobcats on Monday -- Tuesday -- Wednesday -- Thursday -- Friday -- Saturday -- Homeless man -- Direction of cars -- Things cats love -- Walking the dog vs walking the cat -- Proximity to a tuna sandwich -- Cat vs Internet -- The 3 ways of dealing with cat litter -- Imperial walker -- How to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual -- How kittens are plotting to take over the world -- If we treated our cats like they treat us -- Having a baby VS having a cat. A hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. 20160101. Cats Humor Comic books, strips, etc. Cats. Graphic novels. Graphic novel. TheOatmeal.com (Firm), creator.